What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were doing something private?

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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share office space ...

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

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Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

What was the most inappropriate thing your parent caught you doing as a teen? Was in the bedroom, I thought nobody else was home. My sister and I shared that bedroom but I knew she was gone. I didn’t know my dad was home though.

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Still no good.

No go.

Then came..

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!